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Tuesday, June 30, 2009
A New Direction
From this day onward, any time someone uses the letter W, I will post it here so their act of weeaboo...ness(?) will be archived for all time.
Keep in mind, I will not archive legitimate W's. This is only for instances of the abbreviation of the Japanese word warai.
Keep in mind, I will not archive legitimate W's. This is only for instances of the abbreviation of the Japanese word warai.
Monday, June 29, 2009
LOLPARSE for LOLPARTY in Which I Was LOLPLD
Damage Summary
Player Total Dmg Damage % Melee Dmg Range Dmg Abil. Dmg WSkill Dmg Spell Dmg Other Dmg
Dynas 124283 31.16 % 59406 0 0 57764 0 7113
Leondimas 105319 26.41 % 54595 0 186 44499 5390 649
Mahoro 19 0.00 % 0 0 0 0 19 0
Tijet 75635 18.97 % 54281 9 0 21345 0 0
Treyenma 90586 22.71 % 65745 0 188 24252 0 401
SC: Darkness 855 0.21 % 0 0 0 0 0 0
SC: Impaction 372 0.09 % 0 0 0 0 0 0
SC: Reverberation 1725 0.43 % 0 0 0 0 0 0
Total 398794 100.00 % 234027 9 374 147860 5409 8163
Melee Damage
Player Melee Dmg Melee % Hit/Miss M.Acc % M.Low/Hi M.Avg #Crit C.Low/Hi C.Avg Crit%
Dynas 59406 47.80 % 409/105 79.57 % 67/222 134.63 37 152/301 251.97 9.05 %
Leondimas 54595 51.84 % 415/124 76.99 % 72/244 124.70 31 154/335 216.52 7.47 %
Tijet 54281 71.77 % 1018/254 80.03 % 17/87 49.28 93 50/154 93.54 9.14 %
Treyenma 65745 72.58 % 900/533 62.81 % 28/111 65.62 109 79/165 126.95 12.11 %
Range Damage
Player Range Dmg Range % Hit/Miss R.Acc % R.Low/Hi R.Avg #Crit C.Low/Hi C.Avg Crit%
Tijet 9 0.01 % 3/39 7.14 % 0/6 3.00 0 0/0 0.00 0.00 %
Other Magical Damage (Additional Effects and Spikes)
Player M.AE Dmg # M.AE M.AE Avg R.AE Dmg # R.AE R.AE Avg Spk.Dmg # Spike Spk.Avg
Dynas 317 17 18.65 0 0 0.00 0 0 0.00
Treyenma 55 3 18.33 0 0 0.00 0 0 0.00
Other Physical Damage (Counterattacks and Retaliations)
Player CA.Dmg CA.Hit/Miss CA.Low/Hi CA.Avg Ret.Dmg Ret.Hit/Miss Ret.Low/Hi Ret.Avg
Dynas 2366 19/1 70/171 124.53 4430 28/1 85/302 158.21
Leondimas 649 3/0 142/340 216.33 0 0/0 0/0 0.00
Treyenma 346 4/0 59/146 86.50 0 0/0 0/0 0.00
Weaponskill Damage
Player WSkill Dmg WSkill % Hit/Miss WS.Acc % WS.Low/Hi WS.Avg
Dynas 57764 46.48 % 81/1 98.78 % 210/1355 713.14
- Raging Rush 53046 91.83 % 74/1 98.67 % 210/1355 716.84
- Steel Cyclone 4718 8.17 % 7/0 100.00 % 448/1031 674.00
Leondimas 44499 42.25 % 61/4 93.85 % 464/917 729.49
- Spinning Slash 44499 100.00 % 61/4 93.85 % 464/917 729.49
Tijet 21345 28.22 % 51/0 100.00 % 37/745 418.53
- Seraph Blade 37 0.17 % 1/0 100.00 % 37/37 37.00
- Swift Blade 586 2.75 % 2/0 100.00 % 273/313 293.00
- Vorpal Blade 20722 97.08 % 48/0 100.00 % 154/745 431.71
Treyenma 24252 26.77 % 44/0 100.00 % 93/1006 551.18
- Asuran Fists 24252 100.00 % 44/0 100.00 % 93/1006 551.18
Ability Damage
Player Abil. Dmg Abil. % Hit/Miss A.Acc % A.Low/Hi A.Avg
Leondimas 186 0.18 % 6/0 100.00 % 31/31 31.00
- Weapon Bash 186 100.00 % 6/0 100.00 % 31/31 31.00
Treyenma 188 0.21 % 3/0 100.00 % 51/69 62.67
- Chi Blast 188 100.00 % 3/0 100.00 % 51/69 62.67
Spell Damage
Player Spell Dmg Spell % #Spells #Fail S.Low/Hi S.Avg #MBurst MB.Low/Hi MB.Avg
Leondimas 5390 5.12 % 32 0 8/348 168.44 0 0/0 0.00
- Drain 2305 42.76 % 19 0 8/291 121.32 0 0/0 0.00
- Drain II 3085 57.24 % 13 0 43/348 237.31 0 0/0 0.00
Mahoro 19 100.00 % 6 0 0/6 3.17 0 0/0 0.00
- Dia II 19 100.00 % 6 0 0/6 3.17 0 0/0 0.00
Skillchain Damage
Skillchain SC Dmg # SC SC.Low/Hi SC.Avg
SC: Darkness 855 2 320/535 427.50
SC: Impaction 372 1 372/372 372.00
SC: Reverberation 1725 4 334/519 431.25
Saturday, June 27, 2009
Bleh
I just wasted over two hours looking for a mob that drops bottled pixies at a somewhat decent drop rate.
I sometimes I wonder why I play this game.
I sometimes I wonder why I play this game.
Friday, June 26, 2009
Busy Busy Busy!
Between work and other things, it seems like my time on FFXI has been severely restricted... It's not that I work often, it's just the times that I work. It more or less restricts my time in the afternoon. When I come home at night, I usually get something to eat and shower. This usually has me logging on right as one of my events is about to start. Anyway, on to business!
I've been slowly working on Dragoon. As of right now, it is level 53. I have yet to get a 50+ party, so I haven't had any experience with Penta Thrust or Super Jump outside of solo experiences. In fact, it wasn't even aware that I had Super Jump until I saw it in my job ability list. I am a little upset over having to level sync constantly because I've shelled out all of this gil for equipment such as Spiked Finger Gauntlets and I can't even use them. Also, it would be nice to experience Penta Thrust in a party environment so I can gauge my accuracy and adjust my gear accordingly.
Since my Dragoon is over level 50, I have been working on my artifact armor. Disco and I spent one evening farming coffers while attempting to skill up. Treasure Hound was a Kupower during that week, so we would often show up, kill two or three mobs, and have to relocate because the key dropped. However, this doesn't mean that my coffer experiences were pleasant. Kuftal Tunnel was especially annoying for me because of my own sheer stupidity. I forgot to flag the key item in the coffers in Kuftal not once, but twice. So, I had to pop three coffers. I'm the proud owner of the Challenge to the Royal Knights key item, the map to Kuftal Tunnel, and 11,000 Gil. As of right now, I have all of my artifact armor with the exception of the helm. I am a bit sad that I can't solo the NMs because I have to actually be on Dragoon to pop it. So, don't expect me to QQ for help until I actually need it.
On to Tinnindepedence Day. I am worried that I will not be able to complete my Tinnin pop. However, I still plan to be there. As far as I know, I don't have to work on the fourth, so I will do everything in my power to be there and help out. It would be awesome if someone was willing to let me have an Alkylorups, but I totally understand if they wouldn't. 10M-15M is too hard to pass up, after all.
I have also been working on my Wings of the Goddess Missions. I have yet to tackle the mission quests for Windurst since the update. However, with the recent announcement of Northlands and the continuation of the main storyline (Lilisette!), I am motivated to get this done. Last night, Shuri, Disco, Dynas, Chewzer, and Arwocky helped me out with the miniature battlefield in Fort Karugo-Narugo for The Long March North. Let me say this: The cutscene before and after the fight were phenominal. The concluding cutscene actually made me tear up slightly. As of right now, I'm working on the second mission of the set: The Forbidden Path. It's a very annoying little quest in which I must go all over the world (both past and present). There's three branches: One requires a bottled fairy, one requires a testimony, and one requires me to click on an object in Horutoto. I have a PLD testimony in my inventory, so I'm set for two of the three branches. So, that leaves the fairies. I've been attempting to farm the fairies before work, but it doesn't look like I'll be successful. The Yagudo Scribes in West Sarutabaruta [S] are very stingy. In essence, I am searching frantically for fairies... I feel like a certain someone...
In conclusion: TEE EFF TEW SCREENSHOTS
I've been slowly working on Dragoon. As of right now, it is level 53. I have yet to get a 50+ party, so I haven't had any experience with Penta Thrust or Super Jump outside of solo experiences. In fact, it wasn't even aware that I had Super Jump until I saw it in my job ability list. I am a little upset over having to level sync constantly because I've shelled out all of this gil for equipment such as Spiked Finger Gauntlets and I can't even use them. Also, it would be nice to experience Penta Thrust in a party environment so I can gauge my accuracy and adjust my gear accordingly.
Since my Dragoon is over level 50, I have been working on my artifact armor. Disco and I spent one evening farming coffers while attempting to skill up. Treasure Hound was a Kupower during that week, so we would often show up, kill two or three mobs, and have to relocate because the key dropped. However, this doesn't mean that my coffer experiences were pleasant. Kuftal Tunnel was especially annoying for me because of my own sheer stupidity. I forgot to flag the key item in the coffers in Kuftal not once, but twice. So, I had to pop three coffers. I'm the proud owner of the Challenge to the Royal Knights key item, the map to Kuftal Tunnel, and 11,000 Gil. As of right now, I have all of my artifact armor with the exception of the helm. I am a bit sad that I can't solo the NMs because I have to actually be on Dragoon to pop it. So, don't expect me to QQ for help until I actually need it.
On to Tinnindepedence Day. I am worried that I will not be able to complete my Tinnin pop. However, I still plan to be there. As far as I know, I don't have to work on the fourth, so I will do everything in my power to be there and help out. It would be awesome if someone was willing to let me have an Alkylorups, but I totally understand if they wouldn't. 10M-15M is too hard to pass up, after all.
I have also been working on my Wings of the Goddess Missions. I have yet to tackle the mission quests for Windurst since the update. However, with the recent announcement of Northlands and the continuation of the main storyline (Lilisette!), I am motivated to get this done. Last night, Shuri, Disco, Dynas, Chewzer, and Arwocky helped me out with the miniature battlefield in Fort Karugo-Narugo for The Long March North. Let me say this: The cutscene before and after the fight were phenominal. The concluding cutscene actually made me tear up slightly. As of right now, I'm working on the second mission of the set: The Forbidden Path. It's a very annoying little quest in which I must go all over the world (both past and present). There's three branches: One requires a bottled fairy, one requires a testimony, and one requires me to click on an object in Horutoto. I have a PLD testimony in my inventory, so I'm set for two of the three branches. So, that leaves the fairies. I've been attempting to farm the fairies before work, but it doesn't look like I'll be successful. The Yagudo Scribes in West Sarutabaruta [S] are very stingy. In essence, I am searching frantically for fairies... I feel like a certain someone...
In conclusion: TEE EFF TEW SCREENSHOTS
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
My Boss is Special
Today, I received my check from my boss. However, unlike ordinary pay days, I was given two checks: One for me and one for my sister (She works evenings on Friday and Saturday). My boss hands me both checks and says, "This one is for (sister's name here)." I reply with, "Okay," and he responds with, "(Sister's name) is your sister."
Really.
Really.
Thursday, June 18, 2009
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